GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then th